Altogether Falling Apart

Well, the first results are in. Most of you agree with me that the worst among those pets listed would be a headless dog with forks for feet. Not only would it scare friends, it would ruin wood floors. It's food would have to be pre-masticated and then funneled into it's open throat. That's just altogether horrible. Anyone who voted that a talking human finger or a gorilla who sings Judy Garland songs would be worse, clearly knows something that I don't. I could make friends with either of those pets, but the headless dog? REALLY?